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 Post subject: The Ten Geekiest Hobbies
PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 2:00 pm 
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<a href="">The Article</a><br><br><i>4. Everquest<br>Public Humiliation: 70.1%<br>Since this game is played over the computer, most people would never know you played it unless you told them. However, if you’ve ever known anyone that’s played Everquest, you know that the part of their brain that allows them to keep the details of their quest for level 8 Vorpal chaps to themselves has long since been destroyed.<br><br>Damage to Sex Life: 99.8%<br>While other geek hobbies act as intercourse repellent, this game is so addicting to its users that it will actually destroy any sex life they might have, through some kind of groin miracle. And with all the male players pretending to be girls to get magical gifts, no one’s inter-gender social skills are going to be finely tuned when or if they ever pull themselves away from imaginary adventuring.<br><br>Distinguishing Characteristics: If someone looks like they and their gut have spent the last three days together in the same clothes, and they’re secreting Mountain Dew out of their pores, that’s a good sign of Everquest. The other is the wistful look in their eyes that yearn to gaze upon lizard warriors killing hobbits.</i><br><br>Oh well. At least I'm not as bad as Tridus, he's #1! =D

It takes a big man to cry, but a bigger man to laugh at that man. - Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts

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