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PostPosted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 9:14 pm 
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They are pressing matters


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That last guy jinxed it for sure.

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All these matters are very pressing.

I am particularly pressed by the cleaning one


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lmao at that last one


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This story is from here. I am copying it here because they will probably ban me from writingprompts and delete it.

http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/1xtsfs/wp_a_man_meets_a_mysterious_stranger_who_can/




Dan Rathers looked past the sun and realized that He-Man had moved it five feet to the right. Now he could see the planet that was always behind the sun, and it was He-Mans homeworld of Krypton.

"He Man, now we can face each other at last!"

"No", came He-Mans bellowing voice, "This is not the time for us to do battle. We must make haste to Alpha Centuari where Obama has established his secret base after he infringed on the copy-write laws in America."

Dan Rathers knew the story well, and he knew that Obama was not to be trifled with. His face shone in the explosive lumination of the sun and he looked off towards Krypton. He-Man was his worst enemy but also a noble honor bound warrior. He knew that this was not a trick, but possibly a mission meant to delay the inevitable battle. Was He-Man scared?

He got on his star speeder and began the long journey around the sun. When he was half way to the half way point he intercepted a transition that was meant for him. It was encoded but he decoded it with the secret decoder ring that he got in a box of lucky charms once.

It read: I am Dr. Jack Jacko Jackson III, leader of the old republic. I have sent this message from a far away galaxy where the leader of the universe has been attacking us for ten million years. If you come here and fight him I will give you fifty dollars.

Now Dan Rathers had to make a choice. Fifty Dollars was more than he would see in his life time, but his other mission was also pretty cool. That's when he came up with a plan. He radio'd He-Man.

"I have a plan. Meet me at the half way point around the sun, then we can go east for a while and fight the leader of the universe. Once we have his super powers Obama will be no match for us."

"OK", He-Man replied.

They met at the half way point and combined their vehicles to form Voltron.

"Wow", He-Man exclaimed, "It must be destiny for us to fight on the same team."

"Indeed", Dan Rathers laughed as he drank a 26 of vodka. It would be a long journey and they were better off getting incredibly drunk. He passed the bottle to He-Man who shook his head sadly.

"My ultimate physique makes me immune to alchohol. Alas, I cannot get drunk"

He-Man frowned with a hurt he had known his entire life.

"Hmmmm", Dan Rathers frowned as well, but then had a thought, "Maybe once we defeat the leader of the universe we can use his power to create alchohol that is potent enough??"

"Hmmm, perhaps", He-Man smiled and checked the navigation system.

They traveled for hundreds of years and eventually reached the planet where the leader of the universe was attacking. This planet was called Earth.

"We went in a circle?!?!", He-Man gasped.

Dan Rathers looked at the chonometer, "No, we went to the beginning of time!"

It was true. The date read year 1. So this was when it all began.

Suddenly Obamas face came on their intercom, but it was a much older Obama than they knew. Battle hardened with years of combat.

"He must have existed before time!", Dan Rathers gasped.

"Then he is still our enemy, no matter where we run!"

"Perhaps worse. The Obama we know must have been reborn or cloned some how, this is the original."

"Then we must put a stop to it before it begins"

They nodded at each other with resolve and sailed towards Earth.


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:31 am 
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He-Man and Dan Rathers...in the same story. Going against Obama no less.

You reckless bastard, you're going to tear a hole in space time! WHAT THE SHIT MAN

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That "What the shit?!" from Satan is one of my favorite punchlines in a long long time

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